What happens when a big, hairy man beats the shit out of you until it hurts so bad you kill yourself.
Andy: Dude, when I was playing football I was going to sack the quarterback and got martinized. The coach had to take me out back and kill me. Terry: Dude, that was me!
by Terry R. Martin July 6, 2006
by frigy April 13, 2017
Someone you can't help but fall in love with. Once you meet a Martins your heart belongs to him. He's shy but so friendly. He brightens up your cloudy day and brings colour into your black and white world. He makes you feel special and cared for. Always asking if you're ok. The only way he breaks your heart is because he's got a girlfriend and you can't have him. He's such a loyal boyfriend. Loves to kiss and cuddle. He is so HOT! He is musically inclined and loves music. He can sometimes be lazy, but he still does what he needs to do. He has the most beautiful smile that can make anyone's heart melt.
Oh, how I love Martins. I couldn't help but fall in love with him. It breaks my heart to know I'll never have him.
by Martins E February 5, 2020
a kid who rages when playing fortnite and screams in his mic till the boys are gone deaf, he masturbates all the time to fortnite porn and says he has crippling depression, his most recent meme is from 2012.
by mmic July 29, 2020
Adding superfluous layers of complexity to a simple problem rendering it impossible to efficiently resolve the issue.
We had a flat tire and could have been on the road five minutes ago but Carlos just keeps martinizing the problem.
by Carlos125 November 9, 2017
by lukeovalle4 January 20, 2017
A martin is a similar version of a boomer except he is about 10 times stupider than a boomer.
A martin is a man who thinks he knows everything and always talks big.
A martin is a man who thinks he knows everything and always talks big.
by ToXicaman123 December 31, 2020