An awesome one he is. Cares for everyone he does. Loved by all. And disliked by none. Get yourself a Martin. But not my Martin
by Dwayne The 'Glock' Johnson June 6, 2020
The act of endlessly and incessantly asking pointless, meaningless questions with the goal of drawing out meetings or discussions. More often than not, Martining involves asking questions that are self-explanatory, painfully specific to individual situations, or simply in no way related to the current topic or discussion.
I can't believe that douche Martined us again! Is there any living being who doesn't understand the concept of how to read a calendar?
by SighsMatrs April 19, 2020
When a rather rude, obnoxious and possibly mentally handicapped being resides in turning fellow beings around him into the same likeness. He also likes to grope unexpectedly and stab gypsies. This being normally goes by the name of 'Martin'.
"I say Jeebs, look it's Martin!" *GASP* "Quite so, cover your privates and bum hole becuase he might try Martination upon us old beans"
by J. Von-Kruption February 3, 2008
Martin comes in all shapes, forms, and colors. Often mistaken for an apple tree, Martin can blend into the environment very well. There is a Martin around you somewhere don't be mistaken. There is fire in his pants. Martin is fucking awesome. Be afraid.
by the guy at the table with mart March 31, 2011
He be Martin spending them g's
by Big daddy1234 February 1, 2014
Do Not underestimate him. He will beat you in Cards Against Humanity and at everything else in life. He will destroy you. He is All Powerful, a cider obsessed deity. Has flowing, beautiful, luscious, soft locks of gleaming light brown hair. Soft as mashpotatos. His hair is as soft as his personality, but once again, do not underestimate his BDE.
Martin, you are a very handsome man.
by Watermellllon December 16, 2018
Pronounced MAR-tin.
Contain 2 syllables.
Of Latin origin and it's meaning is 'dedicated to Mars'
It is the 206th most popular name in the U.S.
Martins are usually very tall, slender and cute. They are musically inclined and very talented. Typically, they are sweet, caring and thoughtful. They are also a little nerdy, but incredibly attractive at the same time. Martins are sometimes shy but very friendly. Often described as awesome, magnificent, hunky, charming, compelling, peachy, sexy and perfect. Overall, Martins are generally very lovable people, you can't go wrong when your name is Martin.
I LOVE MARTINS!
Contain 2 syllables.
Of Latin origin and it's meaning is 'dedicated to Mars'
It is the 206th most popular name in the U.S.
Martins are usually very tall, slender and cute. They are musically inclined and very talented. Typically, they are sweet, caring and thoughtful. They are also a little nerdy, but incredibly attractive at the same time. Martins are sometimes shy but very friendly. Often described as awesome, magnificent, hunky, charming, compelling, peachy, sexy and perfect. Overall, Martins are generally very lovable people, you can't go wrong when your name is Martin.
I LOVE MARTINS!
by Lilahh4 June 1, 2010