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A random, unsubstantiated and often untrue yet entertaining "fact" or tidbit about nothing important which can only be revealed by Marty.
Human hair, if condensed into a liquid form, contains 40 grams of protein per serving.....thats a Martafact!!
Martafact by DaveLegz January 14, 2009
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Martaine is a beautiful, tall women, with a good heart.

A Martaine is kind, compassionate, and is the epitome of the perfect woman and mother. Other women dont compair to her, she's on another level of beauty. She cant see it though, but when she realizes it, she's the kind if person to continue being kind and loving to all.

Friends will call a Martaine, taine. Its quicker.

People use taine to say beauty or being loving.
Beautiful Kind Loving Understanding Gorgeous Wonderful Perfect Martaine Taine
Martaine by MoyoAndUpendo December 26, 2013
She's the most sweetest of friends, really adorable and caring to everyone. She's the shipper, {you cannot ship the shipper unless the shipper ships herself}. She can sometimes become a badass and is sometimes quick-tempered, proteccs all the pure people in the world and screenshots the hell out of you in voice chats.
Kelsy: OMG that girl is so sweet and adorable, but also a badass
Tans: That's Marta!
Humble, love to laugh and have fun. Has many talents mostly containing sports and music. Very smart and intelligent. Always smiling but when made mad has anger out of this world.
Martavius is a man of many adventures and talents
martavius by Charles River December 21, 2016
a tiny little ski hill near windsor, nova scotia. the lack of vertical, real snow and just size in general makes martock the victim of many jokes.
known for 'the martock breakfast', snowboarders that hate skiers and 'the shack'.
martock is addictive, especially for the regulars and instructors, who never really seem to leave.
"what are the conditons like?"
"bullet proof surface with edge deep pow."

"martock is like my boyfriend/girlfriend. i can ride it all day and it's all that occupies my mind. i miss it when i'm away from it and i get jealous when other people spend time with it if i'm not there"

"seriously, catching 'the shack' is worse than a std"
martock by just a regular February 11, 2008
Marton is the perfect guy. He is attractive, knows what he wants, is independent, funny, strong, has magical eyes and yes, has a HUGE dick. He has his flaws, but takes pride of them. He will treat his girl like a princess and is the most loving guy you’ll meet... they’re obsessed with him. If you ever meet a Marton make sure you treat him like a king or he will make sure someone else will.
Wow look at Marton... isn’t he perfect!
I want Martons HUGE cock
Marton by Tasha klent January 7, 2021