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Marshmallow Smuggler

A woman whose backside is so visibly covered in cellulite that it appears her yoga pants are concealing hidden bags of marshmallows.
Man, did you see that marshmallow smuggler walking into Starbucks? I think Lulu Lemon just threw up a little in her mouth!
by SmoovJC June 28, 2014
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