taking off from a group without saying anything. you don't say goodbye or explain yourself, and you never look back at them. you just start walking fast, or even jogging or sprinting, and you leave everyone behind.

we were walking to the sky train after denny's, and one of the guys just sprinted away. we didn't see him the rest of the day. we got MARSHALLED.

Marshalled by Leo P. January 6, 2008

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Marshalled

When an NFL wide receiver (but most notably Brandon Marshall, all 6-5 230 lbs. of him) steps on the face of or in general destroys the defensive back (or other defender) who is covering him after he catches the ball. And subsequently takes it into the endzone.

"Brandon Marshall is a defensive lineman playing wide receiver," Kansas City Chiefs cornerback Brandon Flowers said. "He wants to inflict punishment on you. He wants you to try to tackle him so he can shove you off of him and get more yards." So in short, Brandon Flowers has been Marshalled

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marshalled

when a good friend tells your girlfriend that you will only cause her heartache or anguish. cause for revocation of guy license. angry girlfriend gives intense backrub

guy friend corners your girl and talks shit about you and tries to get her to like him by putting you down. that is being marshalled

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Marshalling

The act of passing out drunk in various places. It takes its name from the "Planking" fad from early in 2011.

Boy: Shit, where the hell did mike go?
Other Boy: Shit dude, Mike passed out awhile ago. Last I saw him he was Marshalling over by that tree in the quad.

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Marshalled

a married guy that cruises chat rooms looking for single women. He will usually say that his wife cheats and sniff sniff, why dont you suck my cock since my wife is doing that to someone else or baby oh baby. I love you so much and lets ass fuck since my wife quit having sex with me years ago.
The married guy usually has to find a new loser every two years.

Hey ! Did you hear about Lawrence. That guy got some new pussy by marshalling some chick by telling her the wife cheats, I will marry you...you are such a fox....this is fate. HA HA...he marshalled her ass all right. She swallows that cum. she gives up that pussy cheap.

Marshalled by been there, done that December 28, 2005

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

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