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maronite

A 1500 years old ethno-religious community present between lebanon and syria who are named after syriac monk maron who died in 400AD .
Their patriarch (patriarch of antioch and all the east )is the second most important figure wihin the roman catholic church.
They constitute 23% of Lebanon's total population ~around 1 million out of 4.2 millions lebanese citizens and detain the highest political authority in the country .
FRED: Who's that guy in your picture ?
BOB: THAT'S my friend Elie He's from the middle east
Fred: but why does he wear a cross if he's arab.
Bob: He's a Lebanese maronite christian
Fred: jewish name and muslim family name but he's a christian !
by Abdelmentekmntizo March 6, 2018
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Manonite

Any one member(resident)of a loose knit/group of mountain hippies cloistered at the base of Pikes Peak mountain that thrill in endless outdoor activity and mindless political,socio-evolutionary and spiritual debate. Currently influenced by a host of spiritual mindsprings including a small cadere of uber hosts, Erin Deep Groove, Greg Mountain Frost, Johnny Fields Jr., Clay Anywhere, and Carrie The Way, stoke the vortex.
Don't make fun of his hair man he is a Manonite.
by Shiggins April 2, 2008
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Marinite

Native of a secluded area on the mellow side of a famous bridge. Lives on a houseboat in Sausalito, or in a cliff-clinging edifice screened from view by steam from the hot tub. Preferred transportation is sailboat, bicycle, BMW or jogging shoe. Enjoys days on the bay, natural food, Ramos Fizz brunches, good neighbors and sunsets over Mt. Tam. Wants it all now, but will settle for a reasonable amount & monthly payments. Has endured floods, peacock feathers and mudslides on the Waldo, but would never live anywhere else.
Having lived anywhere else, a real marinite will always come home.
by Real Marinite October 26, 2012
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marinite

Birkenstock-wearing, latte sipping, tree-hugging, Mercedes Benz driving people.
99% of Marinites watched Al Gore's, "Inconvieniant Truth."
by skateNinvestNstocks July 14, 2007
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Marinite

Resident of Marin County, California. A "spiritual" hack, and universally authoritarian. Blames America first, especially when Republicans are in power. Invariably self-obsessed with an obscene sense of entitlement. Penchant for plastic surgery. Bemoans the rich despite being a firmly entrenched member of said socioeconomic class.
Sean Penn is a Marinite.
by Trevelbond June 12, 2011
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maronate

To sit at home like a shut in while becoming increasingly more and more paranoid that everyone is out someplace talking about you or plotting your demise. Literally drive yourself crazy with self induced delusional worry.

*probably while obtaining an ellipsis tattoo.*
Hey did you invite so-and-so to come with us?

Yeah but she would rather stay home and maronate all night.
by Sssss_mmmmmmmm February 22, 2014
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Masonite

Pronounced (May-Sihn-Aight)

One who follows the free mason religion. One with the Illuminati
I knew Jacob was weird but I didn’t think he was Masonite weird.
by Hall-Pissed August 20, 2020
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