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Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy 

Where any and all villains go to learn how to shoot. If they attended here, their shooting will inevitably be terrible, e.g., they will hit everything but their target.
Your shooting is terrible!

Hey, I went to the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy!
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principle of evil marksmanship

Also known as the stormtrooper effect or the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy. The principle of evil marksmanship is a phenomenon between two belligerents (fighting factions) in a battle, typically one fought with projectile weapons. In battle, the malevolent(evil) faction will be unable to land a single hit with their weapons, while the benevolent faction will easily take down the opposition with seemingly pinpoint accuracy.
The principle of evil marksmanship is best demonstrated in the Star Wars film series (from which the phenomenon receives its other names), the James Bond series, and other films and videogames that feature opposition with ranged weaponry.

embryonic marksmanship 

an anatomically correct (precision) dose of jizz, deep cum shot and/or "at will" baby making material.
OMG Carlos' embryonic marksmanship messed up the floor!

Barksmanship

Barksmanship is one's ability to bark (bs) on documents such as schoolwork or resumé.
"How did you do on the essay"
"I got 94 but I just bs'd it."
"You have superb barksmanship!"
Barksmanship by PSI_Thunder September 19, 2018

mocksmanship

A mocksman is a person who is skilled in accurate mocking, using insults, such as with a clever "your mom" joke, to shoot down people with stupid ideas, or unwitty comments.
Person 1: "Oh man, I had sex with your mom"
Person 2: "I'd never have sex with your mother. Nothing good ever comes out of her!"
Person 3: "Check out the mocksmanship on that guy!"
mocksmanship by inkyPhysicist September 19, 2014

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026