Mark mile 

A mark mile is a unit of measurement where one standard mile is equivalent to five mark miles. In other words, 1 mile = 5 mark miles. This unit can be used for any calculation involving distance, where distances are converted by multiplying the number of miles by five to get the equivalent number of mark miles. This derives from mark the half man who is short, walking is strenuous on him.

I had to walk 1 mile to the store, which was 5 mark miles.

Mark mile by Zeeman2121 June 21, 2024

Three Mile Mark 

Three Mile Mark is a being of unparalleled strength and stamina. He possesses the ability to bike three miles in 9:14. Achieving this feat allows Three Mile Mark to harness enough energy to smash through drywall with the power of a thousand Kyles.

Three Mile Mark's origins are heavily disputed, however given his immense power, it is highly likely he is distantly related to other cryptids such as the Gongoozler, Melon Man, and HeeHoo. Three Mile Mark can be tracked via the leftover Pre-Workout Supplements found on kitchen carpets. There has been only one recorded sighting of Three Mile Mark, uploaded to the YouTube channel Unus Annus in early 2020, although the channel no longer exists. The only way to stop Three Mile Mark is to scream "OASIS!" while hitting the ground. Whether this will calm him or just enrage him further is currently unknown.

EEF: "THREE MILE MARK! THREE MILE MARK!"

Three Mile Mark by (Not) EEF "Melon Man" Nestor November 16, 2020

5 MILE MARK 

The brilliant words of Ethan Nestor aka Crankgameplays. Using this during Unus Annus to try to encourage Markiplier to go faster on the bike. But led to Mark punching his wall, but don't tell amy!

5 MILE MARK 5 MILE MARK

5 MILE MARK by l3m0n..gutz November 20, 2020