Mark Sanford 

1. To preach "family values" and "good morals" only to be caught violating said values and morals.

2. To disappear to Argentina without telling anyone where you are going.

3. Governor of South Carolina who disappeared to Argentina to see his mistress but lied and said he was hiking the Appalachian Trail. He didn't even tell his family he was leaving.

1. See hypocrite.

2. Many Nazi war criminals pulled Mark Sanfords after World War 2 to avoid prison or execution.

3. Mark Sanford is a dumbass hypocrite.

Mark Sanford by unknown342 June 24, 2009

Mark Sanford 

(verb form) To be forced to make a choice between two bad options.

Guy 1: "I can't decide what to eat, leftover scrambled eggs or leftover broccoli.

Guy 2: "Dude, just Mark Sanford it and get on with your day."

Mark Sanford by AngryNick May 8, 2013

Mark Sanford 

1. An individual that is simultaneously retarded and evil.

2. Someone who miraculously represents (SC-1) despite going to Argentina on taxpayer dollars.

"My dad saw Mark Sanford at the gas station yesterday."

"Did your dad introduce himself?"

"No, he just flipped off Sanford and walked away."

Mark Sanford by LenisWenis October 27, 2017

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022