Mark Sanford 

1. To preach "family values" and "good morals" only to be caught violating said values and morals.

2. To disappear to Argentina without telling anyone where you are going.

3. Governor of South Carolina who disappeared to Argentina to see his mistress but lied and said he was hiking the Appalachian Trail. He didn't even tell his family he was leaving.

1. See hypocrite.

2. Many Nazi war criminals pulled Mark Sanfords after World War 2 to avoid prison or execution.

3. Mark Sanford is a dumbass hypocrite.

Mark Sanford by unknown342 June 24, 2009

Mark Sanford 

(verb form) To be forced to make a choice between two bad options.

Guy 1: "I can't decide what to eat, leftover scrambled eggs or leftover broccoli.

Guy 2: "Dude, just Mark Sanford it and get on with your day."

Mark Sanford by AngryNick May 8, 2013

Mark Sanford 

1. An individual that is simultaneously retarded and evil.

2. Someone who miraculously represents (SC-1) despite going to Argentina on taxpayer dollars.

"My dad saw Mark Sanford at the gas station yesterday."

"Did your dad introduce himself?"

"No, he just flipped off Sanford and walked away."

Mark Sanford by LenisWenis October 27, 2017