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Mario Krat 

Mario Krat is basically Beerio Kart, but with 24 beers instead. The rules are the same: Play Mario Kart with 2-4 (or more) people. Everybody has to drink 24 beers before finishing the race. But don't drink and drive, kids. Hands off the controller when drinking.
Yo Dirk, up for some Beerio Kart?
Miss me with that sober shit, I wanna get hammered playing Mario Krat
Mario Krat by Mikebrary May 8, 2019
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Mini Ladd playing MarioKart 

A term to describe how you are feeling. You use it when you feel like all hope is lost and you want to die.
I got fired from my job and now I feel like Mini Ladd playing MarioKart.

Mariokarting 

Sliding on your butt, on a preferably wet and snowy hill, racing your friends to the bottom.
Tyla slid on her butt to the bottom, perfecting the Mariokarting slide.
Mariokarting by BobdaBuilderr November 3, 2009

MarioKarting 

A group of male friends, often bisexual, sliding around naked in a communal shower.
Man 1: Man did you hear all the ruckus from the males bathroom last night?
Man 2: Oh yeah, haha, me and the boys were MarioKarting
MarioKarting by APH319 July 17, 2018

mariokart617 

ez im mariokart617
mariokart617 by 8SLash May 30, 2022

mariokart 

When you're in a hurry to get somewhere so you cut corners and weave through traffic without signaling to get there a bit faster while being a total asshole.

Can also apply to walking - going off of paved walkways, stepping over the grass and through bushes, weaving through people like traffic and not giving a shit if you bump into people's shoulders or step on flowers.
Dude #1: Fuuu, we're going to be late and there's an exam today.

Dude #2: Nah we'll be fine, I'm gunna mariokart this shit. Fasten yo seatbelt.

Example 2 -

Dude #1: Man, your pants are all cut up and shit. Looks like you're bleeding, wtf happened?

Dude #2: I was gunna be late so I had to mariokart through some bushes and tripped.
mariokart by Phanick January 31, 2016