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Marine Fuck 

While most Marines are genuine, this type goes on a PCS while his wife is pregnant and critically ill and in the ICU. He doesn't tell his subordinates about her condition bc that would lose his position to be a Marine Fuck.

He gets to his new duty station (San Diego in this case) and fucks every girl in his apartment building, his coworkers, and numerous bar whores. Covid happens and wife is unable to travel, making Marine Fuck feel mightier than tho. All the while convincing his wife, who works a full time job, raises their now 4 children, to stay behind bc he is focused on "making rank and going to school."

Wife finds out about husband's affairs after testing positive for STDS.

Marine Fuck tells all his whores he's a poor pitiful single Marine "raising kids". . . . Which are all lies to drop the panties and introduce them to a world of diseases. ✌️
I was married to a Marine Fuck for 12 years before I found out.
Marine Fuck by CHEATINGUSMC April 30, 2023
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fuck the marine corps 

when a marine realizes he was punked by the recruiter and signed his or her soul over to an unforgiving bull shit gang whose entire existance survives only by the 500 kilo ton nuclear destruction of the motivation, hopes and dreams of every single junior enlisted until they reach a psychological threshold of "brainwashed"
first guy: "Dude why the hell are we the only ones burning shit every fucking day?"

second guy: "I dunno man, fuck the marine corps!"

Fuck Maine 

I have a six-page essay due tonight and I haven't even started it yet. Fuck Maine.
Fuck Maine by Black Jew November 16, 2009

Fuck Maine 

The act of telling this stupid state full of a bunch of douche bags to f**k off.

Just because you wear a camouflage hat does not mean you are cool. Everyone in the state will just live within the shittiness of the state.
Well I might as well shoot this .45 round into my skull, I live in the pine tree state, FUCK MAINE
Fuck Maine by Tee Ef, Tee Bear October 20, 2010

Fucks like a Marine 

A machine in the sack. Inexhaustible, willing to take on most any challenge, and unafraid of sweat, pain, and possibly even blood & bruises.
"Christ, I'm sore after spending the night at Lisa's. She fucks like a Marine!"

Fucking Marine 

1. A person that joined the marines for the wrong reasons.

2. Someone that enlists to have sex with others in the military.

3. A Canadian that will fuck his way through for full U.S. citizenship. Usually has boners for Superman.
I'm going to join the Fucking Marines whether you like it or not, dad.

I'm not gay but my boyfriend is.
Fucking Marine by Maso Chist September 14, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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