call them what you want, but don't call unless you want everyhing in a country to die. don't open the bar unless you want us to drink and don't leave your wive alone unless you want them to be satisfied
'i'm a Marine i live on alcohol i eat concentina wire and i piss napalm"
'i'm a Marine i live on alcohol i eat concentina wire and i piss napalm"
by Lord Foul December 27, 2010
Some people spend their entire lives wondering if they've made a difference. Marines don't have that problem.
by SmprFi September 12, 2007
The juice that lingers under the skin around your balls a long time after having sex with a girl. It usually goes away after showering, but re-surfaces when you sweat again....it can sometimes seem to last for like 2 weeks! For long-lasting effects, fall asleep inside the girl...
by s simonis December 10, 2004
A crazy, smart, strong, honorable, and one contrased motherfucker. Pretty religious too, don't take any of that respect beliefs or politically correct shit.
Your best friend in the pirate vs. ninja debate.
Better than Chuck Norris.
Your best friend in the pirate vs. ninja debate.
Better than Chuck Norris.
1. The Marine helped the child on his way to get water from the well and bring it back to the village, while he shot thirty seven terrorists in the face with an assault rifle made of sand.
2. The first Marines were pirates hired to help america in the revolutionary war. A couple of years later they fucked up all the sneaky ass ninjas in Japan.
You thought ninjas were cool...think again, bitch
3. Chuck Norris stared evil in the face, and it backed down.
A Marine stared evil in the face, but before it could move, he ripped off its balls, and shoved it in fear's mouth and decapitatated it using his hands.
2. The first Marines were pirates hired to help america in the revolutionary war. A couple of years later they fucked up all the sneaky ass ninjas in Japan.
You thought ninjas were cool...think again, bitch
3. Chuck Norris stared evil in the face, and it backed down.
A Marine stared evil in the face, but before it could move, he ripped off its balls, and shoved it in fear's mouth and decapitatated it using his hands.
by Chris Was Here July 6, 2009
whoever wrote the definition above is a moron. all branches require minimum ASVAB scores for different MOS (jobs). Although the US Army has significantly lowered its standards of entry and lowered the intensity of its "Basic Training" the Marine Corps standards have not changed and bootcamp is still a grueling 12 weeks which include long days of intense physical training and conditioning, as well as classes and testing on military knowlege and Marine Corps history and structure. But as in any govenment branch elite or not there are always idiots that slip throught the cracks
by ParrisIsland1999 0311 April 1, 2007
by monte queso December 16, 2011
When you wait two or more minutes to open a text message from somebody you like to make him/her more interested in you
by Englishkid8 April 10, 2019