Marathon runner

A person fueled by masochism whose ultimate running destination is sanctimony

He likes to brag about being a routine marathon runner

Marathon runner by Bebe1957 June 11, 2018

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Portuguese Marathon Runner

When three people most commonly two females and one male give each other blow jobs while releasing fecal matter.It is proper in most countries to switch off giving each other rim jobs after the act of release.

hey bro do you remember those girls I took home last night they both gave me a "Portuguese Marathon Runner" It was amazing.

Portuguese Marathon Runner by Reptar08 July 1, 2010

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The Marathon Runner

A sex position where you do a bump of cocaine off of your partner's ass and then fuck them doggy style.

Last night was crazy bro, I finally did The Marathon Runner with Jessica.

The Marathon Runner by Unicorn Brad October 27, 2021

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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