Mao Disease
An incurable ailment which has plagued humanity for the past 48,000 years, it is 101% fatal and only recent advancements in the field of Roomba technology have been proven to cure it (for $34.33 dollars on Temu).
In reality Mao Disease is a fictional disease found on an ad for a Roomba-like robot vacuum on the online marketplace Temu, it was brought to light by Swedish Twich streamer Vargskelethor Joel on his first stream of "Temu Trash," a segment where he explores Temu and other cheap online marketplaces for bootleg and low quality merchandise. The page for the product featured music sung by a squirrel, and had features such as "Triad Sweeping," and the ability to return home when it's battery is low. Mao disease has since become a joke among members of Vargskelethor's Twitch chat.
In reality Mao Disease is a fictional disease found on an ad for a Roomba-like robot vacuum on the online marketplace Temu, it was brought to light by Swedish Twich streamer Vargskelethor Joel on his first stream of "Temu Trash," a segment where he explores Temu and other cheap online marketplaces for bootleg and low quality merchandise. The page for the product featured music sung by a squirrel, and had features such as "Triad Sweeping," and the ability to return home when it's battery is low. Mao disease has since become a joke among members of Vargskelethor's Twitch chat.
I can't believe my favorite streamer and king of Sweden Joey Vargskelethor succumbed to Mao disease at the tender age of 30, we'll get you yet, Mao disease!
Mao Disease by CrustaceanJason October 1, 2023
