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A sexy man with a passion for men and Gaavisha.
"Oh, its Manuja!"
"I heard he likes to take it up the ass!"
Manuja by manujaisaneek October 28, 2020
A nonce and a neek
Oh look over there! It's Manuja
Manuja by manujaisaneek October 21, 2020

Manjaro Users

These people like the idea of Arch Linux or either don't know how to or don't want to install Arch by themselves!

(I use Manjaro shush)
"Manjaro Users are lazy"
"Stfu you use Ubuntu"
Manjaro Users by iheartthecregg January 28, 2021
Manjaro is an ancient African word, meaning "I can't install Arch Linux"
I installed Manjaro in the Virtual machine yesterday.
I could not install Arch so I went with Manjaro instead
Manjaro by armleo August 23, 2020

Manual Mangina 

A Manual Mangina is when a man (or dildo wearing woman) uses heir penis (or phallic device) to manipulate time and space. In order to do this, participants need to stand naked in a mildly populated area and whip heir phallic ownership up and down until enough momentum enables the cock handler to catch their phallic device between heir legs and hold it there. Causing the owner of the phallus to look like a girl (thus the appearance of the Mangina) laughing or name calling might ensue, or even applause if the owner can manage the Mangina in a single thrust.
" I call this the Manual Mangina!"

Water manual 

If your water in the pitcher is expired and no one in sight is wearing a purple shirt, swish counter clockwise if it's between 3-4 pm but, if it's a Monday, swish back and forth. If it's a holiday, it's back, forth, left, right. If it's a holiday and no more than 60 seconds to 6:00 pm, you go back to counter clockwise. (Remember, this is all before pouring into the glass.) While you are pouring it in, you swish the glass counter clockwise. When the pitcher is empty and your samsung phone is at 19%, you HAVE TO keep the pitcher off the table. Your options are… hold the pitcher, throw it across the room, or just simply keep it on a plate. THIS ALL DEPENDS ON THE PERCENTAGE OF THE MOON!!!
If it has not expired, you have to have a napkin over your arm and pour the water as slowly as possible!
May you pour me some mineral water?
Sure!... great its expired!!!!! :( let me read the water manual..
Water manual by You8,9,10,11 June 8, 2021