Manhole Cover

Like a diamond in the rough, Larry uncovered Ed's bejeweled Manhole Cover.

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I'm wearing a manhole cover today so you can't eat me.

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What should be given to every heterosexual male before being incarcerated.

When Jim Bob dropped the soap in the shower he did not have to worry because he was wearing his manhole cover.

manhole cover by Jack December 30, 2003

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i urgently wanted to mount her, so I slipped her manhole cover to the side and pierced her lips rather than waste time peeling off her underpants

manhole cover by John R. December 8, 2003

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Steve is down with the Rainbow, so he never leaves home without his manhole covers.

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Burying the face of your unfortunate female companion deep into the nether regions of your bung.

"She was all lame on the tip and wouldn't get on the nuts, so I grabbed her by the ears and gave her a manhole cover."

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When someones becomes so large and wide they resemble a manhole cover.

1. "Wow! I haven't seen Tricia in a while. What happened to her?"
"She's a manhole cover now, totally blew up!"

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