A minge magnet is a guy who invariably attracts the opposite sex, much to the irritation of his friends (cf. fanny magnet). However, those he attracts are not always top-notch muff (qv.)
Did you see that minger make a bee-line for Dave - he's a right minge magnet, the twot.
Synonymous with sexy beast, and sensible lover. A person named Magne is most often found in Company with hot mums, and their huge equipment is perfect for banging milfs.
Magne has the strenght of a bull and endurance of a well trained ethiopian. Skills which come in handy for the stuff he does atleast two times a day.
Everyone named Magne has killed atleast one bear with his bare hands and lives off the nature.
Magne is a name most popular in the 1930's becaus there were more worthy and hardcore people back in the day. Today only a few people are worthy of the old legendary name.
"Magne was with my mom yesterday. No need to say what happened."
"I wish I could be like Magne!"
"I wish I could have Magne!"
A norwegian term for:
- Getting too drunk, pinching girls asses, spending all your cash etc
- Having a very bad headache the day after a party, and puking all over the toilet
1. Oh my god, im so embarrased, i pulled a magne at the disco yesterday!
2. Im sorry i couldnt make it, was at a party on saturday, and Ive been too magne ever since
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my realbirthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*