Mange Magnet

the only true god of the magnet people

Man i only want to sacrefice you to Mange Magnet

by KorvKrigaren September 3, 2020

minge magnet

A minge magnet is a guy who invariably attracts the opposite sex, much to the irritation of his friends (cf. fanny magnet). However, those he attracts are not always top-notch muff (qv.)

Did you see that minger make a bee-line for Dave - he's a right minge magnet, the twot.

by Urban Doofus May 13, 2005

MingeMagnet

A guy who wants to shove Minge down his throat

Fucking weirdo, Look at that MingeMagnet.

by Jacquivous Johnson jr November 17, 2023

Magne

Synonymous with sexy beast, and sensible lover. A person named Magne is most often found in Company with hot mums, and their huge equipment is perfect for banging milfs.

Magne has the strenght of a bull and endurance of a well trained ethiopian. Skills which come in handy for the stuff he does atleast two times a day.

Everyone named Magne has killed atleast one bear with his bare hands and lives off the nature.
Magne is a name most popular in the 1930's becaus there were more worthy and hardcore people back in the day. Today only a few people are worthy of the old legendary name.

"Magne was with my mom yesterday. No need to say what happened."
"I wish I could be like Magne!"
"I wish I could have Magne!"

by eriaso_torskaru November 21, 2014

Charlotte magne

A porcelain doll that wants hell to not be hell and is rehabilitating a pornstar spider called angeldust

Charlie:my full name is Charlotte magne and I'm the princess of hell

by Furryoblitorator February 4, 2021

magne

A norwegian term for:
- Getting too drunk, pinching girls asses, spending all your cash etc
- Having a very bad headache the day after a party, and puking all over the toilet

1. Oh my god, im so embarrased, i pulled a magne at the disco yesterday!
2. Im sorry i couldnt make it, was at a party on saturday, and Ive been too magne ever since

by polayahludt December 15, 2005

Magne

1. noun, what one calls his or her friend (usually male), in an informal conversation. Variation on man/mang.
Rhymes with: Champagne

2. interjection, used to acknowledge another's presence when unsure of his/her name.

1. Billy: My dome piece hurts from all the hyphy music.
Juan: Damn, magne. That's a shame.

2. Geoffrey: Hey, Jesus! I haven't seen you in soooo long!
Jesus: Hey, magne, I don't even know you.

by Pato Guapo October 18, 2008