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A pure bitch

What a dumbass bitch
Hating ass bitch
Fake ass buddy
Look at dumbass bitch
That has to be a MandyT
MandyT by Andrew C 12 November 5, 2020
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Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus 

See: Stephen Harper

Self-appointed Emperor of Canada, keeper of the mystic scrolls of heroin-addicted logic, promoter of private prisons in Canada, destroyer of nations...STARTING WITH OUR OWN!
While telling the Canadian people that he does NOT support private prisons, Emperor Harperius Mandatorius Minimus is deliberately laying down all of the groundwork to make a Canadian prison-industrial complex a reality.

Building prisons without criminals to fill them, and then creating enough statutes to criminalize enough people to make those prisons profitable...despite the cost to Canada and it's people.

The Mandy Hoard 

It's the heisman, only more awesome.
"Whoa, did that b*tch just do the Mandy Hoard on us?!"

Mandatorium 

A place where mandatory meetings are held.
A mandatory place in which to go.
"I am calling a mandatory company meeting. To the mandatorium!" -Prof. Farnsworth
Mandatorium by SpenzzzFinegooo February 7, 2010

Mandy Mulleting 

The Obsessive compulsion to sit next to somebody no matter how many seats are available, An extreme Mandy Mulleter will make physical contact making the victim very uncomfortable.
Bob: "Hey bill."

Bill: "HI!"

Bob: "take a seat i just bought 3 new couches last week"

Bill: *Sits very close to Bob, practically on his lap"

Bob: .....

-Please help spread the use of the word "Mandy Mulleting"
Mandy Mulleting by JocobH69 July 25, 2011

Tea party Mandate 

Mandate of the Tea Party as drafted by Tea Party ruler Sarah Palin who aspires to soon be the Great Hegemon of the Earth
“The Tea Party Mandate:
1) If you dont understand it, get rid of it
2) All government spending must be abolished except conservative pork barrel spending programs.
3) Dont pay to fix public schools. Offer vouchers instead. (Wait a minute, arent vouchers an entitlement program?)

4) Top priority to make masturbation illegal.

5) Ban all books except the Bible and anything written by Gingrich, Levin, Beck, Palin or Limbaugh.
6) Impose moral values and standards on all Americans.
7) End welfare except in cases where people incorporate themselves as a business and beg for funds.

8) Privatize social security so people can see their retirement savings go down the drain the next time the economy tanks under Republican control.

9) Make July 4th "Palin Day"
10) If they ask a question, dodge. If that doesnt work, parrot talking points passed on from Beck and Palin. If that doesnt work then just use witchcraft to dazzle the masses.”
Tea party Mandate by tea party truther September 22, 2010

The Grim Adventures Of Billy and Mandy 

One of VERY FEW good Cartoon Network cartoons that was cancelled...
I miss that show so freaking much!

Quotes from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy:

Grim: I hate you so much! I'm so miserable!
Billy: That's good, cause misery goes nice with PIE!
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Dream Mandy: Give us cookies
Make my bed
Let's play soccer
With your head!
Give up, give in
Do what we say
You must obey
You must obey...
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