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Manbags

The bag of skin that holds yer bollocks
"Kick his fucking manbags"
by Dr. Alex Reah July 24, 2006
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MANbag

MANbag

NOUN - common
1. Puffy swelling under the eye after a boozy night
2. Slang: testicles
3. Small handbag for a man made from leather, fabric or other substance displaying a brand name such as Gucci, Prada, Adidas or Game
4. Slang: condom
5. (Biblical): David kept his sling and stones in a MANbag (if he'd thought to, he could have kept his iPod in there as well.)

VERB - transitive: to MANbag something / someone
1. deposit small things in a MANbag e.g. he MANbags his keys after locking his car
2. hit someone with a MANbag e.g. He was MANbagged at the disco
3. to wear a condom e.g. it is wise to MANbag before sex
EXAMPLES in English:

1. Bible: "Reaching into his MANbag and taking out a stone, he slung it..." (1 Samuel 17:48)
2. Shakespeare, William (1564-1616): "With MANbag and baggage ." (As You Like It - Act III; Sc 2)
3. Franklin, Benjamin (1706-1790): "It is hard for an empty MANbag to stand upright." (see Noun 4 above)
by JustiboyFB August 16, 2009
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Dawlish manbag collective

A type of chav that hangs around in teig mouth, always wearing a mancag and often lives in dawlish.
Person 1: who's threatening you?
Person 2: oh some members of the dawlish manbag collective
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Zigo's manbag

Sheeseh, that queef is compensating with a Zigo's manbag!
by Krullys May 13, 2011
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manbash

A derogatory term to describe a person who prefers to bash (annally intrude) men.
Gill, you love to manbash.
by Dunstie March 5, 2008
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manbangs

The horrendous hairstyle of men, where the hairs in the bang area overshadows their face in a blunt fashion, hanging out and over. Thus, earning them the nickname of manbangs.

Emo bangs don't qualify. It's the blunt quality of these bangs that earns the wearer the name.
-Dude, check out the manbangs on Manbangs!
by darthcarrot December 16, 2008
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Manbashing

When women are talking about how much they hate men, or what they don’t like about men. Or saying stereotypes about men.
Sarah: why didn’t you put the seat down? Omg all men are such fucking pigs.

Bob: Sarah stop manbashing
by Lalalamensuck October 27, 2020
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