Man spreading

Man spreading is bullshit made up by hardcore feminists. Really it's just how men sit down to not crush there own fucking ball sack and penis.

Feminist: Omg stop man spreading!
Man: (In a calm collective manner) shut up bitch.

Man spreading by #fuckcancer July 17, 2017

Man spreading

Nothing to do with taking up an extra space, just giving the balls room to breathe

Dude my sack feels like is suffocating, that's why I always be man spreading my meat

Man spreading by Jocoque May 26, 2017

Man spreading

When a man spreads his legs to air out his genitals because their in between his legs all day and it’s very uncomfortable.

The man on the subway was Man spreading and all the feminist got triggered because he was uncomfortable.

Man spreading by Ben Shapiro is cool. May 31, 2018

Man Spreading

Another small micro-issue feminist use to demonize and insult the dominant gender (male). If being logical and not female, the reason most men spread their legs in public places is simply because of the tension and friction of their male reproduction appendage making them uncomfortable when sitting. This “2 worded” word is also used to just complain about something else that no one normal and logically actually gives a fuck about.

Omg quit man spreading, you white male asshole!

Man Spreading by Immaculate_RedPill69 January 15, 2020

Man spreading

When a man sits on a chair in a position -reminiscent of taking a dump- for the purposes of "showing off" their genitalia or otherwise be creepy and/or make people, specifically women, uncomfortable.

Stop man spreading asshole, I'm not impressed.

Man spreading by factbased_definitions December 12, 2018

Man-spreading

What men do to keep from hurting their balls. This act gets some women annoyed.

I'm sorry ladies for man-spreading but if I don't I will never be able to have a kid.

Man-spreading by Trashist January 12, 2017

man-spading 

The art of man-spading is to work on developing a bromance with another guy. You must use your 'spade' and dig if you want a bromance to form.

"I so want this job, but it's going to take some man-spading to win over the big boss"

"I did some solid man-spading in order to set this meeting up. These guys love me now."

man-spading by lowrey7 March 22, 2014