A failed attempt at creating a man bun because the hair is too short. The effort and spirit is there, so...3 points for trying. Still not cute thought.
Gary the hipster didn't have enough hair to make a man bun so he threw it up in a man nub and went out anyway.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.