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Man to Gland Combat
When you're trying to discreetly trying to masterbate in the bathroom and someone knocks on the door.
"Tom hurry up! I need to use the bathroom"
"Hold on Zack, I'm just engaging in some man to gland combat,
"Hold on Zack, I'm just engaging in some man to gland combat,
Man to Gland Combat by Figgy Pop July 1, 2019
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Glands man
Glands man by Badger girl 317 June 11, 2025
π glands man
A guy who manicures, bieaches, and at times bedazzles assholes. Someone who has devoted their life to making sure you have an
enticing and clean π. His love for anal cleansing gives him his drive to succeed in life; other wise heβs munching chili cheese Fritos in his basement playing fortnight. But his desire to give you an impeccable peach makes him a better man and an intricate member of society.
enticing and clean π. His love for anal cleansing gives him his drive to succeed in life; other wise heβs munching chili cheese Fritos in his basement playing fortnight. But his desire to give you an impeccable peach makes him a better man and an intricate member of society.
Dave really is a π glands man. He manicured, bleached, and bedazzled Tracyβs asshole last week before her big date. Heβs really a wonderful young lady boy π¦ and terrific at getting the anus properly cleaned and inspected!!!
π glands man by Badger girl 317 June 11, 2025
Ganda V the Man
Vasco is a guy who is funny, (not) smart, follows the crowd (a lot), and tries too hard, but is OP and a young legend.
Ganda V the Man by DanitheMafia September 7, 2019
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