Man Gland

Yet another word for a blokes pork sword, one eyed trouser snake or put quite simply... his cock!
Hello Darling. Fancy working your hand up & down my man gland?
by Richy Boy January 25, 2005
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๐Ÿ‘ glands man

A guy who manicures, bieaches, and at times bedazzles assholes. Someone who has devoted their life to making sure you have an
enticing and clean ๐Ÿ‘. His love for anal cleansing gives him his drive to succeed in life; other wise heโ€™s munching chili cheese Fritos in his basement playing fortnight. But his desire to give you an impeccable peach makes him a better man and an intricate member of society.
Dave really is a ๐Ÿ‘ glands man. He manicured, bleached, and bedazzled Tracyโ€™s asshole last week before her big date. Heโ€™s really a wonderful young lady boy ๐Ÿ‘ฆ and terrific at getting the anus properly cleaned and inspected!!!
by Badger girl 317 June 11, 2025
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Glands man

A guy who devotes his life to manicuring, bleaching, and bedazzling ass holes
Dave really is a glands man, we are very lucky to have him in the community
by Badger girl 317 June 11, 2025
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Man to Gland Combat

When you're trying to discreetly trying to masterbate in the bathroom and someone knocks on the door.
"Tom hurry up! I need to use the bathroom"

"Hold on Zack, I'm just engaging in some man to gland combat,
by Figgy Pop July 02, 2019
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