man delay 

When a female text messages a guy, but he does not respond until hours later and usually with a one word response.

I texted _________ (insert guy's name) six hours ago about plans for tonight and he finally texted back saying "yeah"... uugghh I HATE man delay!!

man delay by GFYslotslot October 21, 2011

Man DeLay 

A male organ de-sensitizer that is the only way that piece of shit Tom DeLay can keep from jizzing himself anytime he contemplates his pact with Satan.

See also: Tom DeLay

In exchange for a soul, Tom DeLay chose a corrupt power grab and a case of "Man DeLay" to subdue his raging hard-on for Terri Schiavo, the only "living" woman who didn't threaten his fragile sense of masculinity with things like thought, speech, or any signs of being a human being rather than a baby-making factory with no right even to accurate information about contraception, let alone control over her own body and its reproductive organs.

Man DeLay by FunkyBumpkin April 29, 2005

Delayed Reaction Man 

Delayed Reaction Man is one of the best superheros ever.

...However, he isn't that reliable for being on time to save the day.

Person One: *is about to be stabbed by a random stranger* Help me Delayed Reaction Man!

20 minutes later....

*Person One is left on the ground bleeidng in its own blood*
DRM: Have no fear! I'm here to save the day!

Delayed Reaction Man by Nion_lead June 10, 2008