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Man Clit 

A hemorrhoid that hangs out of a man's anus which has the appearance of a woman's clitoris. Note: rubbing may cause irritation, not orgasm.
Girlfriend: Let's try some anal play tonight.
Boyfriend: Ok I'll get you lubed up.
Girlfriend: No, I meant let's play with your butt.
Boyfriend: Well, I suppose (turns and bends over)
Girlfriend: What the hell is that?!
Boyfriend: That's my Man Clit, bitch!
Man Clit by Red Steel October 11, 2010
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Man Clit 

The part of an uncircumcised penis that is located just on the underside of the head.
She sucked at giving head, she didn't even mind my man clit.
Man Clit by Nick Ozlo January 5, 2008

man clit 

A male with a penis so small it could be mistaken for a clitoris
That dude's dick is so small it must be a man clit.
man clit by paulvincent September 15, 2010

man-clit 

An insult aimed at a guy, telling him that he's both effeminate and has a small penis. Basically comparing his penis to a clitoris.
Dude you're so gay.
Yeah, well at least I don't have a man-clit. Oh snap!
man-clit by Mudbone January 20, 2009
A man with a small penis that appears to look like a clitoris than an actual male sex organ.
The junkie in the alley was giving Chef a blowjob by the dumpsters. I saw his manclit and it was awfully sad.
Manclit by HeyMzTFNY April 18, 2021
A male reproductive disorder caused by morbid obesity causing the pubic area to expand outwards with fat thus hiding the shaft of the penis and barely showing the glans (head). This results in the appearance of a clitoris.
Maurice is so fat that his penis is hiding and all you can see is his head, can you say manclit?
manclit by RufioEIU86 April 14, 2005
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