Mambo Taxi Chadler
A vanilla white guy that looks extremely hot if you pound three Mambo Taxis at Mi Cocina with your sour cream enchiladas. He has a douche name like Chandler and looks like a Tony Romo 10 until you wake up and realize he is not as hot as Chadler when you were blackout drunk on Mambo Taxis. Aaron that point you realize his name is Chadler and you vomit at how low the bar is for yourself.
“Dude, I hooked up with a fucking Mambo Taxi Chadler last night.”
—“Did you do the morning glory shame ride?”
“No! I’m not that desperate, I left while he was sleeping.”
—“right.”
—“Did you do the morning glory shame ride?”
“No! I’m not that desperate, I left while he was sleeping.”
—“right.”
Mambo Taxi Chadler by Liukie July 19, 2021
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