Mama Trauma

Mama Trauma
1. Mama Trauma is a normal state of mind for a mother, especially during the first six months of the infant's life. Evidenced by a dazed look, the eyes slightly unfocused and wide, the dark circles and bloodshot sclera. Also known as PTS, Post Trauma Syndrome. The difference is the mother is living behind the enemy's lines every day of their life for the first eighteen years.

2. Mama Trauma is an on-going humor column of edgy humor geared towards all of us who are parents. It began in 1992 and is copyrighted by HM Kalmanson

3. Mama Trauma refers to the public persona of an author who writes the Mama Trauma columns.

She was doing alright until the baby was born. Now she's got Mama Trauma.

I love reading the Mama Trauma column by HM Kalmanson.

Mama Trauma by BA Epstein November 29, 2006

Mama Trauma

1. Mama Trauma is a normal state of mind for a mother, especially during the first six months of the infant's life. Evidenced by a dazed look, the eyes slightly unfocused and wide, the dark circles and bloodshot sclera. Also known as PTS, Post Trauma Syndrome. The difference is the mother is living behind the enemy's lines every day of their life for the first eighteen years.

2. Mama Trauma is an on-going humor column of edgy humor geared towards all of us who are parents. It began in 1992 and is copyrighted by HM Kalmanson

3. Mama Trauma refers to the public persona of an author who writes the Mama Trauma columns.

She was doing alright until the baby was born. Now she's got Mama Trauma.

I love reading the Mama Trauma column by HM Kalmanson.

Mama Trauma by BA Epstein November 11, 2008

Baby Mama Trauma 

To experience trauma due to one's "baby mama" or a knocked up ho.

Man Ja-kwon looks sadizzle.
Fo sho, he gots that baby mama trauma.
Oh, damnnn - I'll pound tu dat shit.
*pounds fist*

Baby Mama Trauma by A crazy mofizzle April 24, 2005

trauma mama 

A mom who hugs and comforts you when you get physically or emotionally hurt. trauma hug, hurt hug, trauma momma, handy mom, mom, mother, momma, trauma, hurt, injured, accident

Thank goodness when I was young, I had a trauma mama who took care of me after all of my skateboard accidents.

trauma mama by joecoolthefool September 12, 2016

Ur mama in a trauma

Worse than Your mom gay

Ur mama in a trauma It is a worse version of your mom gay
Billy: loser
John: ur mom gay
Billy: ur dad lesbian

John: don’t make me
Billy: I dare you.
John:YO MAMA IN A TRAUMA
Billy aged backwards, created a black hole, caught on fire, then dies. His body creates an even bigger black hole, and kills everyone but John, who is to savage for death.
Rest in piss billy

Ur mama in a trauma by Scaredchildren2392¶ June 26, 2018