malming

laying in the malm bed from ikea with your best friend

Taylor and Victoria are malming

by billybillybillybilly2 December 16, 2012

malding

When someone is expressing a large magnitude of rage, often over something relatively small, that the stress they are giving upon themselves causes their hair to fall out (thus, balding). Portemanteau of "mad" and "balding".

dude, calm down, stop malding

by DudeTheNinja March 4, 2021

malding

when someone is both mad and balding.

Hasan is malding

by tom lennon June 18, 2019

Malingering

Malingering is intentional deceptive behavior, not a medical or psychiatric disorder. The diagnosis of malingering rests upon the identification of an external or "secondary" gain being present as the main motivation for the behavior. In other words, what does the person hope to gain?

Nurse is malingering out of work, now his teammates have to pick up his slack.

by pisceanaquifiel July 23, 2009

Malingestment

-A play on words referring to the word 'malinvestment'. Whereas instead of a an unsuccessful financial investment, the person has paid for and consumed wrong things (food/objects) which has either resulted in sickness, vomiting, health issues or any other negative consequences.

Those vodka shots were a malingestment. Vomits*.

by YourGmaster June 13, 2012

malding

When someone is both mad and balding.

Hasan Piker is malding.

by tom lennon June 18, 2019

malding

When someone is both mad and balding.

Hasan is malding.

by tom lennon June 18, 2019