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male cougar 

I am a 51 year old single parent whom has put my son into university. I now want to have a relationship with a 25 year old woman for many Good reasons; does this make me a looser? I think not and they are lining up so neither do they. Obviously!!!
a male cougar is also called a rhino.
male cougar by auditr March 27, 2011

Male Cougar 

A man who is older than 40 and hangs out at clubs "hunting" for females younger than 25 for a sexual relationship.

More commonly known as a Pathetic Loser
WTF that Male Cougar just hit on that young babe. What a loser!
Male Cougar by Ade Holf February 18, 2010

Male cougar 

A man such as myself (67) who is lucky enough to continually score with young pretty woman. And I’m far from rich
Check out the male cougar with that young pretty thing
Male cougar by Jim1955 August 26, 2022

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026