The most amazing guy you'll ever meet. He's so sweet and caring and very attractive. He can always make a bad day so much better. He'll always tell you how much he loves you. He's the kind of guy you wouldn't mind spending your life with. If you're dating a Malcolm, never let him go. He's always there for you no matter what. Malcolm can always tell when something's wrong and he can make it better. He's your soulmate. Malcolm will love you like no one else can. He's really the most amazing guy you will ever meet.
by CanadianWeeb0407 June 14, 2019
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he is a cute and loving boy that if you have his heart he wont let u go he is so sweet...he is just eveything a girl could ask for
damn did u see malcolm?!
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Malcolm is a very kind hearted, funny man. Usually has dirty blonde, or brown hair. If you have a Malcolm in your life you are very lucky, because he can make you smile under any circumstance. He treats women with respect, and will do anything for his family. He has many friends, and loves sports. He has a very outstanding personality, and is a very respectful person. He will fight for what he believes in, and will stand up for what is right. He’s a lover not a fighter, but if he’s needs to he will fight, but only to protect.
Person 1: Wow look at him, what a very handsome man.
Person 2: Must be a Malcolm!
by Skskks May 11, 2019
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Malcolms are the smartest, funniest, kindest people on earth. Malcolms are attractive, an are always there for you when you need them the most. A Malcolm can be your life... your pride even. Malcolms are the most beautiful creatures to Rome the planet... but if you get the chance to be close to one, don't throw away that chance. once you lose that chance, there may be no getting it back... falling in love with a Malcolm is the easiest thing in the world... but losing a Malcolm is the hardest thing you could ever do... believe me... I know.
girl- Malcolm is so cute... I think I want him
other girl- he is the most perfect man on earth... I KNOW I want him
by Lost lover of many January 14, 2018
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A person, generally a male, who is very athletic and has a very large penis that is good in bed. He(or she) has good genetics and doesn't appreciate to be "handed things," but likes to work for them. The girls love him but he only likes a few back, and is generally everybody's favorite or one of their favorite persons.
Hey have you seen Malcolm I sports he's unstoppable!! I wonder how big his penis is!
by Ultra mantan June 07, 2017
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A little bitch that's probably gonna be a male stripper when he's older.
Does not know when to shut the hell up or stop talking about Memes no one likes

Listen I'm sorry if your name is Malcolm but the one in my life is just a sad half-assed excuse for a sack of potatoes. Malcolm if your reading this... Just shut your DISCUSTANG slimy ass mouth before I cut you.

Side note:stop staring at the girls in our class
Idk what to put here so...

Malcolm is a bi-
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A beautiful person with a big heart usually of the male species. Usually misunderstood, but if you are one of those crazy people on his frequency he’s the best person you’re ever gonna meet. Has the biggest cutest smile ever and big arms to sleep on. His larger-than-life fantasies will make you laugh at first, but he’s serious. Super dedicated to his chosen career path. May come off as a player but he just is in love with moments & other beautiful people. He always out here looking like daddy so he’s meant to have lots n lots of children. A little cocky at times because he knows that he’s fine, but also wants to see others love themselves too. So supportive. His only flaw is his lack of time management. If you know a Malcolm treat him nice.
Person 1: “I’m having a bad day” :(

Person 2: “you should call Malcolm
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