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The neighborhood creeper. Very funny and friendly, but sometimes a little too friendly...
Dear Lucia,

This morning I logged on to facebook, to gladly see that I have received 12 notifications. Although, I was not glad to see that approximately 8 of those notifications were from you liking my comments or posting in a group. Therefore, I have decided to comment rape you, which is probably why you are going to have like 20 notifications.

Sincerely,
Malcolm

Lucia- great

Malcolm- ok im done. how many notifications was that?

Lucia- 40. i hate you.
by mccauleycaulkin :D July 02, 2011
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a woman usually a teacher probably of
(english or history, you know one of those bitchy ones) who shows strong tendencies towards dikeisim. this woman is usually "married" but keeps her madien name. she shows a strong prejudice to men for no real reason. basically a mean ass woman who is always on the rag.
did you hear that? that chick is totally a malcolm, she hate all the guys in our class
by queerbear March 20, 2008
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A wet fart or spurt of liquid crap
My guts is in turmoil and I think I've just done a Malcolm
by AKACroatalin January 08, 2020
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Super handsome and cute. Smart as well. He is awesome and you should take him as a good example
Malcolm is my idle
by Massapequa May 30, 2018
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Malcolm’s a nice dude, he falls for someone hard but rarely. He’s been hurt before and still tries to see the best in that person. He’ll give you second chances even when you don’t deserve it. And if you’re reading this Malcolm, I’m sorry.
Malcolm, I’m sorry..
And yes it is me dumbass
by s-human February 05, 2020
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The whitest skinniest dumbass of them all
is that a birch tree? No its just dumbass Malcolm
by Yo ee October 03, 2019
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The biggest peasant in the manor. Even the other peasants have power over him.
time for a beating Malcolm you peasant!
by Gimbae September 26, 2018
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