Definitions by gomenasorry

malarkeyologist 

/məlˌärkēˈäləjəst/

noun

a person who studies nonsense, a person whose entire life is dedicated to the study of absolute bullshit.

"I just finished my thesis on how water isn't actually wet."
"Okay, malarkeyologist."

malarkeyologist by gomenasorry November 30, 2019

die-curious 

Suicidal but cooler, and casual.

Person1: Sweet Christ on a biscuit, that's the third suicide meme you've sent me in 30 minutes. See a goddamn therapist, Jim.
Jim: Relax. I'm not suicidal, just a little die-curious.

die-curious by gomenasorry November 13, 2019

boobn't 

When the boobs are not.

Person1: She had a mastectomy.
Person2: You mean she boobn't?

boobn't by gomenasorry November 12, 2019