die-curious

Suicidal but cooler, and casual.

Person1: Sweet Christ on a biscuit, that's the third suicide meme you've sent me in 30 minutes. See a goddamn therapist, Jim.
Jim: Relax. I'm not suicidal, just a little die-curious.

by gomenasorry November 13, 2019

malarkeyologist

/məlˌärkēˈäləjəst/

noun

a person who studies nonsense, a person whose entire life is dedicated to the study of absolute bullshit.

"I just finished my thesis on how water isn't actually wet."
"Okay, malarkeyologist."

by gomenasorry November 30, 2019

boobn't

When the boobs are not.

Person1: She had a mastectomy.
Person2: You mean she boobn't?

by gomenasorry November 12, 2019