A massive ugly douchebag. Micropenis doesn't even begin to describe the size he's carrying. Gay as shit and women fear him (not in the hot way)
"Did you see Malakai scratch his ass and sniff it again?"
by NotRei00 October 8, 2023
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A Malakai is someone people fall head over heels for but never have a chance with. He's always dating someone, and is a genuinely nice person. He is a lady's magnet and a heartbreaker, and yet somehow manages not to be a dick to people. He's shy yet outgoing, good at sports, and is fucking good with kids which makes his hot factor even higher.
Damn that Malakai is cute
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Malakai is a great little boy who is sometimes is nice but sometimes he will be mean…he is a great little brother and will love you forever no matter what❤️
by talasia/ malakai’s sister February 13, 2022
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he is a loving caring person that loves people
i love malakai
by not sapphire October 28, 2022
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Malakai, A tall sexy man hansome man with a huge dick and great hair
Malakai is great
by therealjerker February 27, 2023
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Malakai Moore is the man everyone wants. He says he’s straight but he’s secretly gay. If you ever meet a Malakai Moore, you’ll be thinking ‘Is he fruity? Definitely’
Look, it’s Malakai Moore. Steer far away otherwise he will try and give you a hotpocket.
by HunkyGoose63 November 3, 2021
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