Main Character Moment 

Describes an unexpected moment in your life that ends in a favorable outcome.

Person A: Yo, how did you do on that pop quiz we got?

Person B: Aced it.

Person A: Kinda a main character moment, don't you think?

Person B: truuuuu I'm literally the main character.

Main Character Moment by the goat. 10-z. backer 3000 December 5, 2020

main character moment

When someone, on an internet comment section, gets irrationally mad when a content creator says something innocuous, contorts it into a completely different sentence and takes it as a personal attack when it is, at worst, merely a difference in personal preference among members of the aforementioned group.
The classic "Do you pancakes? OH! SO YOU HATE WAFFLES!" blended with "No true Scot," sprinkled with selective hearing, wrapped in a paradox with a jealousy Aioli spread.

Clarification: The paradox in my example being this commentor who doesn't understand that a woman (the content creator) cannot have a "lived gay male experience" by definition.

Tuber in video: "This event forced the internet to get woke about some uncomfortable questions."

Commentor1: "Before calling yourself woke, I suggest you do better research and think of others before you make statements that accuse gay male preferences of fetishes and domination, assume MOST muscle appreciation by men as sexual, and make statements not to your own experiences. I get young white westerners love to be famous on youtube but jesus enough with the philosophizing and generalizing (especially marginalized) populations without actual life experience."

Commentor2 in reply to Commentor1 : "Certified main character moment."

main character moment by helpifailedlifelole November 23, 2025

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016