Maid of the mist 

When you're banging a dudes wife, and the cuckholded chap cracks a Miller highlife in approval, and the gentle spray serenades your swinging scrotum.

"Cheers brother, enjoy this maid of the mist... and my wife"

Maid of the mist by Fill Collins August 4, 2018

maid of the mist 

It's when a guy sprays his jizz onto a girl's face through a strainer.

After visiting Niagra Falls, Bob gave Jill a maid of the mist for the full experience.

maid of the mist by Airehkuh May 20, 2016

The Maid Of The Mist 

(V) right before the point of male ejaculation, the male positions himself behind a normal household fan, and erupts into the back of the speeding fan, whilst the female graciously awaits the delicious mist of nut nectar all over her face

After I fucked Sarah, i blew my load all over her like The Maid Of The Mist

The Maid Of The Mist by Rob Brady September 8, 2006

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016