Mahound

Archaic alternate spelling and pronunciation of Mohammed, held by Muslims as the last prophet of Allah. Historically used in a derogatory context by Christians. He was often incorrectly assumed to be one of several gods worshiped by Muslims, as opposed to a mortal man who is revered, but not worshiped.

The wicked Mohammedans follow the pagan god Mahound

Mahound by penguinboy567 December 26, 2011

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Mahonda

A versitile multifunctional word use to accentuate or add gravitas or importance to a person place, thing, action or situation.

Eg. 1
I went to an ale house last night and I was drunk Mahonda.

Eg 2.
She was a beautiful girl mahonda.

Mahonda by Mendez Kempster June 18, 2004

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mahoundianism

A highly offensive word used by anti-Muslim people to describe Islam. The word uses "Mahound" as a contemptuous name for Muhammad, the founder of Islam. Nowadays, this is typically used in connection with the extremely Islamophobic belief that all Muslims are terrorists.

Please do not use the word "mahoundianism".

mahoundianism by TheSophera November 13, 2010

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mahundra

A Mercedes Benz

Look over there, I can see a mahundra driving down the eastern

mahundra by Reganmoodie1010 December 24, 2024

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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