The best Pokemon in the universe. It's Splash attack can do over 9000 damage to any Pokemon on the game. It's weaker form, Gyarados, is used in OU play because Magikarp is so broken and godly.
by Uber Magikarp January 21, 2009
by Fank_Dank May 12, 2017
by dratinimew August 23, 2012
A girl/boy who's flirting techniques are less than desired. Has only one move and uses it constantly. Like Magikarp with splash, it is all he/she knows and it is ineffective.
by dalifaz September 12, 2013
The most pointless of all Pokemon. Magikarp (also known as Magikrap) is a retarded-looking fish that sucks ass, because it's only attack, Splash, doesn't do shit. The most common response from someone playing, when they encounter a Magikarp, is "Fuck, a damn Magikarp." The only good thing about Magikarp is that it evolves into Gyrarados, which is a fairly strong Pokemon.
Kid playing: Empoleon! Use surf! *starts surfing on the water*
Game: *swiches to Wild Pokemon screen* A wild MAGIKARP appeared!
Kid playing: Fuck, a damn Magikarp.
Game: *swiches to Wild Pokemon screen* A wild MAGIKARP appeared!
Kid playing: Fuck, a damn Magikarp.
by The random jerk August 22, 2007
The crap ass pokemon that is red and orange. Hello! Please, why on the hell did the creator made Magikarp? He's the useless piece of shit in the pokemon universe! If they took out Magikarp and left Gyarados then the whole world wouldn't have air pollution! XD. It has the frickin move Splash, and it is a waste of everyone's time. Magikarp fans have to reconsider this: Is Magikarp really a badass pokemon?
Me: Hey Dratini, let's fish!
Dratini: Draaa. (Yea, sure whatever.)
Me: (Grabs fishing rod and gets a catch.) Holy Shit! It's a Magikarp!
Dratini: Dratini! (This Pokemon IS a piece of shit!)
Me: Dratini! Use Draco Meteor!
Dratini: Draaatttiinniiiiiii! (Die!)
Congratulations! Dratini is level 100!
Dratini: Draaa. (Yea, sure whatever.)
Me: (Grabs fishing rod and gets a catch.) Holy Shit! It's a Magikarp!
Dratini: Dratini! (This Pokemon IS a piece of shit!)
Me: Dratini! Use Draco Meteor!
Dratini: Draaatttiinniiiiiii! (Die!)
Congratulations! Dratini is level 100!
by azelfkiller October 11, 2011
1. An utterly useless pokemon that should have been massacred until extinction immediately after its discovery.
2. Someone who is so bad at life that the only thing they will ever achieve is the title of "complete and utter failure."
3. An extremely weak person.
2. Someone who is so bad at life that the only thing they will ever achieve is the title of "complete and utter failure."
3. An extremely weak person.
by A Man With A Plan June 1, 2014