Magikampers
A group of people that are commonly found around Universities. Their actions resemble those of nomads, moving between courses, setting up camp outside the classes prior to theirs.
Their main objective in life is to hunt for seats in their present classes.
Under normal circumstances they hunt in packs of 2-5 people, but on rare occassions you can find individuals awaiting the manslaughter that is due thanks to the seat-hunt.
Their main food is provided by Vending Machines and their main intake of H20 is vastly due to the amount of coffee they drink. They seem to follow a number of religions, but the main one seems to be focused on memes and pokemons. Their language is still unknown to man, but sometimes glimpses of them communicating are possible.
Some known terms & phrases are:
"Mufasa" "Pierino" "Lulu" "Non ve lo dico" "No dai ve lo dico" "Credevate veramente che ve lo dico? Ma dai"
It's advised to be careful around them especially at the start of any class.
Their main objective in life is to hunt for seats in their present classes.
Under normal circumstances they hunt in packs of 2-5 people, but on rare occassions you can find individuals awaiting the manslaughter that is due thanks to the seat-hunt.
Their main food is provided by Vending Machines and their main intake of H20 is vastly due to the amount of coffee they drink. They seem to follow a number of religions, but the main one seems to be focused on memes and pokemons. Their language is still unknown to man, but sometimes glimpses of them communicating are possible.
Some known terms & phrases are:
"Mufasa" "Pierino" "Lulu" "Non ve lo dico" "No dai ve lo dico" "Credevate veramente che ve lo dico? Ma dai"
It's advised to be careful around them especially at the start of any class.
"Hey, do you have any idea where Lorenzo is?"
"Lorenzo? Oh, the Magikamper, i heard he got hospitalized after the Sociology seat-hunt last Monday"
"The what?"
"The Magikampers, don't you know? They are defined as freshmens in Uni that set up camp so that they can find a seat in their next class. I heard they are very aggressive especially on rainy days"
"Lorenzo? Oh, the Magikamper, i heard he got hospitalized after the Sociology seat-hunt last Monday"
"The what?"
"The Magikampers, don't you know? They are defined as freshmens in Uni that set up camp so that they can find a seat in their next class. I heard they are very aggressive especially on rainy days"
Magikampers by pato_499 October 16, 2019
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