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magical h chord 

The Magical H Chord is a mystical and wonderous guitar chord that many (not) amazing and (not) superly talented bands use, such as Busted and other not shitty crap talentless wank disgraces to music pop-punk bands pioneered and use.

To play the Magical H Chord, just rest all your fingers on your guitar fretboard, in any position, and make it look like you can actually play a guitar. Then strum the guitar stupidly and voila, a riff will sound out of nowhere! You don't even need to be plugged into an amp!

Changing your position randomly makes the Magical H Chord look even better. Why learn how to actually play a guitar?Embarrass music and impress all your friends by playing like McFly!
Greedy Music Producer: "Hrh hrh hrh I have an idea. Rock music is cool and has millions of fans, let's make a mockery of it by producing a pop band that pretends to be rock, let's give them guitars!!"

Secretary: "But sir, won't they have to actually have some talent with guitars?"

Greedy Music Producer: "Heelll no. We'll teach them the Magical H Chord, and get the session guitarists we lock in the cupboard to write all the songs."

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Magical H Chord User: "Hey look at me! I have talent with a guitar! Watch me strum and play riffs!!"

Competant Musician: "Uh...you're not actually doing anything except for strumming out of time, and moving your hand stupidly up and down the fretboard. Infact, you're not even strumming, you're missing the strings...and you look like you masterbating the guitar."

Competant Musician's friend: "Oh good god, we've got another talentless fucking magical h chord using pop-punk band. GO BURN IN HELL LIKE AVRIL LAVIGNE!"
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Magical H Chord 

It's when a talented guitarist places their fingers on a guitar and strums. Praying they make a good sound, most of the time they don't. But when they do they will play it off like they intended to do it.
Look at that faggot playing his Magical H chords
Magical H Chord by MY NIGGA November 5, 2014
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
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Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
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A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
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