Magic Mexican 

A white person who owns/owned a cat with one blue and one green eye.

Ethan: Hiya Steven, how about we hang out at my suburbian house for a couple hours and later go skiing?
Steven: Sounds like a swell plan to me!
Ethan: Yeah! And we can bring my cat with one blue and one green eye as well!
Steven: oh you magic mexican you.

Magic Mexican by Savannah s. February 28, 2009

Mexican Magic Trick 

This classic involves faking a severe heart attack right before climaxing. As she's picking up the phone and dialing 911, you dump your load on the back of her head and run out the door.

The last time I performed a Mexican Magic Trick was when I had a one-night stand with the waitress we met at the bus stop.

Mexican Magic Trick by Van Jermaine October 11, 2016

Mexican Magic Trick 

A random switch from straight to gay that can happen in matter of seconds.

Jose pulled a mexican magic trick on everyone

Mexican Magic Trick by EA MMA October 21, 2010

Mexican Magic Carpet 

When a man dismounts his partner, sits on their back, and busts onto the back of their head; taking a healthy dump in the process.

Anne - Frank tried performing a mexican magic carpet on me last night; but he failed due to his lack of aim.

Mexican Magic Carpet by JacquesLeCoqueGrande July 30, 2011