A pearl necklace based flinch test. A cunning gentleman purposely delivers his relish into an unanticipated facial zone. Open eyes and nostrils present the greatest temptation. If the recipient does not recoil then it can be said that she is a lady not for turning and therefore passes the test.
How are you getting on with your new girlfriend?

Great mate, I think she's a keeper - I gave her Maggie Pearls the other night and she didn't flinch.
by ZeBagsy December 15, 2022
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