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A term used to describe someone who can’t give blowjobs. The experience is usually very short, dry and overall *miserable*.
Person 1: “Hey! How did last night go?”

Person 2: “I was so disappointed! My gf is such a miserable maggie!”
by thiccmamas2012 February 23, 2022
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If you shit all over yourself
Damn dude yesterday I maggied myself hardcore

Mum get the cleaning stuff I maggied myself again!
by Bombingbob October 19, 2023
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Indian brand of instant noodles
it is a very highly discouraged brand since people in India completely ignore the cooking method.
pronunciation - (ma-ah-gih)
i love to eat maggi
by thefirstwarrior February 15, 2022
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Maggie is the cutest doggo in the freaking world
I just got Maggie the pug today and I am IN LOVE like she is SOOO FREAKING ADORABLE!!
by Jayce_is_gay June 10, 2022
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A kind and caring individual, known for remarks of how "Andon Ji" looks like a bean. Additional hobbies include communising water, and joking about stuff, mostly beans.

Has the sudden and unexpected tendency to run into poles
Is losing at chess
Maggie: "Andon looks like a bean"

"Maggie Wang"
Is walking
Bonk
by Jeb_CGS September 6, 2022
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