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Best person in the world! She loves to have fun, but knows when to be serious. She is attracted to men who wear glasses and speedos, often at the same time. She prefers the speedos to be glittery or animal print. Her favorite Singer is Ke$ha because Ke$ha lets her drop it like its hot. She has an awesome sense of humor, and is attracted to guys that can make her laugh. She's a saint.
Did you see Magdalene checking out that guy in the banana hammock?

Virgin Mary was a Magdalene.
by iaoaojo August 1, 2011
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