Madison, CT

Madison is a town in New Haven County, Conn. First settled in 1641, Madison is known as East Guilford until it was named Madison in 1841. This town does have some of flaws though. 95% of the people are white and the rest are either Asian or other races and it is too far from everything. It is 45 minutes from New Haven and farest eat in the county. It is full of stuck up whiteys and NO black people. So basically, if it was known as East Guilford, it's just like Guilford.

Oh we're going to Madison, CT. That's the place full of stuck up white people, isn't it?

Madison, CT by whoareyou25 July 14, 2011

Madison, Ct

Madison is a small costal town in southern Connecticut. It has many attractions, and is often respected as a hidden gem. It recieves hundreds of tourists per year, mainly wealthy city livers looking for a relaxing summer beach vacation. It has exceptional education and sports programs. The town has wonderful facilities and many special spots. Although it's beautiful in many areas, it is also plagued with wealth and ignorance. An average household income is over $100,000, and the residents sure do flaunt their money. Vineyard vines and other preppy nautical brands are the norm. Children are raised in a bubble, mingling with exteremely small amounts of diversities in schools. Kids and teens are not interested in learning about other cultures, they want to wear the latest brands and flaunt the newest iPhones. The community is most comparable to its nieghbor and largest rival, Guilford.

Kid 1: Who are we playing in the football game????

Kid 2: Daniel Hand High School from Madison, Ct. We'll probably lose.

Kid 1: why?

Kid 2: because of their skills don't get them touch downs, their daddy's money will.

Madison, Ct by kath5 May 8, 2016

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Brown school Madison ct

These are the worst mutha fukers I've ever met even though they only in 5 or 6 grade they act like they're all that there's this one 5th grader named tatu. Who said he wanted to fuck that girl so bad what is wrong with these kids

Let's hope this school isn't another brown school Madison ct

Definition messed up school

Brown school Madison ct by Emma is me May 1, 2015

Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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