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Mad Black 

Takes pride in the fact he got sent to prison and will threaten to murder you in an airport with a heavy duty crossbow. Says he will shoot up your block until he finds you while teaching your children how to duck. Will snap and have a mental breakdown if someone brings his past gay lovers. It has been fortold he likes to take it up the ass.
Person 1: "Don't bring up prison or mad black will come shoot up your block! He's still in the closet even after all those pistol whippings his gang gave him".

Person 2: "For someone who claims to not give a shit, mad black sure feels threatened when you question his sexuality".
Mad Black by Imsupergirl11 October 18, 2019

mad black woman

A black women who is mad and angry for no reason
Mark: “Yo why is that lady yelling at the cashier?”
Lia: “I don’t know seems like a Mad Black Woman”

Black and Mad 

In the South (but probably everywhere else) this term is used to describe African-American women that can't stand to see a black man with a white woman. It pisses them off to no end and it doesn't matter whether said African American woman knows this guy or if she is even interested in him. It is the simple fact alone that the female with the black man is white that makes her angry.
African American Lady- "Damn look at that motherfucker. I can't believe he would be with the white bitch. Man, fuck that!"
White lady- "Man, it's alright. Ol' girl just black and mad. She'll get over it."
Black and Mad by Chdan October 6, 2008

Mad Blacktop 

It is very hot right now.
Wow its mad blacktop out here.
Mad Blacktop by Paulie 505 June 15, 2008

You're mad Im back big mac 

This word was used by 6ix9ine in his gooba song
"You're mad im back big mac" which means you're mad and im back so ima buy you a big mac"
Person 1:Bruh you're mad because im back I'll buy you a big mac

Person 2: ok

You're mad im back big mac
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