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Mad Snail Disease 

A fake disease that turns you into a zombie. Symptoms are ticklish rib cage,loss of balance, severely untrimmed toenails. In the Episode "One Bitten" in Spongebob
Have you heard about that zombie " He got Mad Snail Disease
Mad Snail Disease by Uydtdfzi August 11, 2017
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Mad Snail Disease 

When a person is so dumb it frustrates those around him/her
wow that person isn't so smart he/she must have Mad Snail Disease
Mad Snail Disease by TheKingPin17 August 12, 2017

Mad snail disease 

When u realize that u miss your ex boyfriend / girlfriend and that u are jealous of them
Oh shut I've caught mad snail disease

Mad Snail Disease 

When your bussy gets too raw
After my friends and I had a sleep over, we all woke up with Mad Snail Disease.
Mad Snail Disease by BARBARAH January 6, 2022
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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