Mac Whore

A person who is always seen to be on their iPhone and is obsessed about always going to the Apple store. They are the first person to have any updated Apple software that comes out, and will wait in line on release day at the Apple store to obtain them. Upon going to their house, you can expect to see at least 5 Apple computers without any trace of a PC.
As soon as a slightly faster, bigger, or more aesthetic Mac product is released, they WILL purchase it.

Man, you're such a mac whore! If Steve Jobs crapped in a mug, you would most certainly buy it.

Mac Whore by MacMan14 September 7, 2009

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macwhore

n. a slang term for a person who is quite obsessed with Apple computers (or Macs). They also think that Macs are in every way better than Windows PCs.

This is most often used as a derogatory term

Graham: Hey Chris! Check out my brand new PowerMac G5 workstation! It's awesome, I love it so much, it can kick any PCs ass!
Chris: STFU you stupid macwhore

macwhore by Graham T C February 11, 2006

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Elijah macwhoremac

a person who abuses his power over a woman and gets crazy with the cheese whiz while butt-chugging Listerine

Elijah: uhhhhhh

woman: what are you doing Elijah macwhoremac

Elijah macwhoremac by milk god June 7, 2021

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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