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Where to start. Capricorn at its finest. Head strong, loyal and will hurt you to the soul if you dare to cross them or their loved ones. Loves to explore yet homebody that gets excited to just stay in and watch a good movie. Maasae is unique in their own ways and always overthinks things. A lot of times they don’t see the bigger picture and will react negatively to certain situations due to past trauma and lack of childhood affection. When respected by Maasae, you know you have a friend for the long run. When they love, they love hard but when they are hurt and disrespected, they don’t forget. They may seem like the bigger and better person, but they are fighting their inner demons to not retaliate. Maasae is either your friend or not. There is no in between and you will know what side you stand on with them.
Wow, from day one Maasae has been an amazing friend to me. But I would have to make him mad.
Maasae by ThatOneInTheCorner November 23, 2021
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mansae, mansae, mansae yeah!
mansae by mansae September 18, 2015
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Maasai jumping-jack 

Named after the Maasai jumping dance performed by the maassai tribe. One's penis is tucked between the thighs and as the person jumps up and down a 'handless wank' is achieved. Usually carried out in frustration after hand functionality is comprimised for extended periods. Quite difficult at first but can be perfected with practice.

The first Maasai jumping-jack was performed by Charley Boorman while filming the long way round through Africa. Charlie was whining about his bitchy little limp wrists one night and Ewan denied him a dutch rudder. So, inspired by the Maasai people he'd seen that day, the Maasai jumping-jack was born.
After that motorbike crash where he broke both his wrists, Paul became a pro at the Maasai jumping-jack.

"If Liam didn't show me how to Maasai jumping-jack myself after I burned my hands, I don't think I could've coped."

maesaeps 

this girl is absolute perfect. you will never ever meet someone as amazing as this person right here. she makes you feel like you’re a princess and she deserves the world. i love her so much and meeting her was the best thing that’s ever happened to me<3 #maefanclub #obbsesedwithmae #uhidk
maesaeps is the best person to walk this earth.
maesaeps by eengle0 <3 May 6, 2021
beautiful, sexy human being on this planet. her smile, her laugh, here eyes, her personality, everything about her is perfect. she makes life worth living for she can bring you love with only her personality if she wanted to
MASAE IS THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD!
Masae by Masae December 2, 2019
A smart cute dark skin who seems like they don't care but deep down inside he really loves you.
"Maasai do you love me"
" Yes I do"
Maasai by Damani😍😘 May 10, 2015

Masæchï 

My sleep paralysis demon
Masæchï likes to sing lullabies
Masæchï by Victor Sane December 20, 2021
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