my house
My house bitch!!
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My House, My Rules!
One of primordial statements given by God to mankind. Theologists suggest that its first use was done by God when he referred to the Universe and said "My House, My Rules!" - and since then, God's rules dictate the Universe. Nowadays, this statement is used by every party host, every father and generally, every house owner to display dominance and maintain order over others who are in his/her dominion.
Bill: "Nobody put glasses on the table without coasters!"
Some guy at Bill's party: "Who said that?"
Bill: "I said that! My House, My Rules!"
Some guy at Bill's party: "Who said that?"
Bill: "I said that! My House, My Rules!"
My House, My Rules! by hdsbunny December 18, 2020
My house fell down
My house fell down by sphagett April 27, 2022
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