my house 

A place in which you dominate

My house bitch!!

my house by Tj June 21, 2004

My House 

A state of mind in gaming where you are completely one (or "at home") with the controller and any opponent is just another frag on your score.
Just as a man's home is his castle, you pwn that virtual realm.

-j0k3r hits a 6-kill streak in CoD:MW2-

j0k3r: Whose house bitches? MY House!!!

My House by mattfr34k June 2, 2010

My house 

A place that I OWN, I PAY THE RENT FOR, AND I TAKE GOOD CARE OF.

Person A: This is My house

Me: NO THIS IS MY HOUSE

My house by TheFirstOrangeToad August 21, 2019

my house is on fire 

please help me i'm fucking burning alive

call 911 my house is on fire

my house is on fire by BashJohnson April 10, 2019

My House Man 

A man who comes to your house when the lights are turned off

“Hey bill, they Lights just went off”
OH NO THE MY HOUSE MAN AHDIDKDJDJX

My House Man by My House Man February 22, 2020

My House, My Rules! 

One of primordial statements given by God to mankind. Theologists suggest that its first use was done by God when he referred to the Universe and said "My House, My Rules!" - and since then, God's rules dictate the Universe. Nowadays, this statement is used by every party host, every father and generally, every house owner to display dominance and maintain order over others who are in his/her dominion.

Bill: "Nobody put glasses on the table without coasters!"
Some guy at Bill's party: "Who said that?"
Bill: "I said that! My House, My Rules!"

My House, My Rules! by hdsbunny December 18, 2020

My house fell down

Something bad has happened

I broke my back yesterday, my house fell down!

My house fell down by sphagett April 27, 2022