MWS 

Morning Wood Syndrome - Waking with an erect penis. Occurs every morning of the world to every male, often at inopportune times, making for awkward situations.

1. "Man, I had to give my oral presentation in class this morning in class, and I was scared to death I was going to have MWS!"

2. "I was being given a tour of the plant, and I'll be damned if MWS didn't hit."

3. "I'm sorry, I can't slow dance with you right now. Why not is something wrong? No, it's just that I have a terrible case of MWS."

4. "Easter Sunday morning at church when the pastor says, 'please stand and sing hymn 416' I have MWS. It never fails."

5. "Every morning I try to go pee, but I can't because of MWS. I have to pull a superman."

6. "MWS wakes me up every morning, and the only medicine is to squeeze one out."

MWS by Billy Jo Thomas April 16, 2008

mws 

masterbation withdraw sendrome wut happens after extended time of not masterbating. tiplecly starts to really effect u after at least a week

i havent jacked off in a week and now im seeing things and my dick is about to expload

mws by jackne hoff now April 19, 2004

MWS 

Known as Marysville West Side is a clique of killas that will ruin your shit in Marysville Washington 98270

Damn MWS beat the shit outta all these fools again

MWS by MWS Affiliated Shooter May 19, 2017

mwsgtww 

mother who should go to weight watchers

whoa, thats one mwsgtww

mwsgtww by mega wang May 21, 2009

MWSH 

a townie mitto from swansea

'oh mwsh, fuck off...who do ew think ew are?'or maybe 'nice one mwsh'

MWSH by div head April 29, 2003

MWSB High Five 

When you and a friend are fisting a girl in both holes and you both high five inside her.

Just before she came we did a MWSB High Five.

MWSB High Five by beardlessw0nder July 24, 2023

MWSFF 

The abbreviation for the Midwest Ski Film Festival held yearly in Milwaukee, Wi

We got MWSFF'd at the MWSFF

MWSFF by MWSFF November 18, 2009