Muff muncher 

Commonly known as a lesbian, who eats muff.

''Mom, Dad, Im a muff muncher.''
''A what?''
''A lesbian''
''Oh....ok.''

Muff muncher by Jenny & Miranda & Holly & Lauren January 3, 2007

muff muncher 

a female who licks pussy

I licked her pussy so i am a muff muncher.

muff muncher by Kiy September 8, 2007

Muff Muncher 

a person that likes to give oral sex to females.

'look at that muff muncher!!!'

Muff Muncher by Emily Mae Gilmore November 22, 2006

muff muncher 

a woman who loves licking out pussy, a lesbian or a dyke.

dude 1: damn homey shes fine, ima see if i can hook up wid DAT!
dude 2: no dogg, i heard she was a muff muncher

muff muncher by Gerald Ferguson July 22, 2006

muff muncher 

a muff muncher is a person who likes to go down on other people

usualy the lesbian kind

what up you muff muncher

muff muncher by ijhfhdbvyxnfvdjbfvdjbgd October 30, 2019

muff muncher 

A person who enjoys eating out a hairy pussy.

I heard that guys a muff muncher. <I>Yea I can see the hair in his teeth from here.</I>

muff muncher by SamtheGMR July 24, 2008

Muff muncher 

A person whos addicted to consistently giving oral sex to women regardless of they're desirability, weight or hygiene.

I heard that dudes a total muff muncher. I heard she left him because he muff munched her cousin Gertrude. His parents kicked him out because they found out he was muff munching and caught the herp.

Muff muncher by Fuzzy nuggets October 5, 2019